Abusive Confetti Balloons
Rated 3.5/5 based on 11 customer reviews

Abusive Confetti Balloons

Available: In Stock
$14.00

Opaque, coloured balloons are so last decade. We’re filling them with confetti from now on, okay?

We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive “HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER” Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe. Literally the easiest way to make it look like you’ve made a massive effort for someone when all you did was exhale deeply a few times.

Pro tips: blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float, but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up. You can make the confetti stick to the sides of the balloon by rubbing it with your hands or fabric whilst turning it.

  • Abusive Balloons are back, baby!
  • This time they’re see-through and full of gold confetti
  • Each pack contains 5 balloons
  • Not blown up, obviously – you have to do that bit
  • Each one says HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER

Opaque, coloured balloons are so last decade. We’re filling them with confetti from now on, okay?

We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive “HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER” Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe. Literally the easiest way to make it look like you’ve made a massive effort for someone when all you did was exhale deeply a few times.

Pro tips: blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float, but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up. You can make the confetti stick to the sides of the balloon by rubbing it with your hands or fabric whilst turning it.

  • Abusive Balloons are back, baby!
  • This time they’re see-through and full of gold confetti
  • Each pack contains 5 balloons
  • Not blown up, obviously – you have to do that bit
  • Each one says HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

Delivery Times

Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

Please Note - As a result of courier delays in Australia due to Covid-19, the new standard delivery times for In Stock products using Australia Post are as follows:


  • NSW, QLD, ACT   6-12 business days
  • VIC, WA   6-12 business days
  • SA, TAS 6-12 business days
  • NT 6-12 business days

     

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      $6 Flat Rate
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      14 Day Returns
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