Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)
Rated 3.5/5 based on 11 customer reviews

Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)

Available: In Stock
$39.00

Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight jars. The days of burn time. The eco-friendly soy wax that won’t give your lungs any grief. The lead free wick so you’re not breathing in literal poison. We went for it.

Are you feeling Fresh (White Cotton and Lily), Fancy (Truffle and Cognac) or Juicy (Grapefruit and Rhubarb)? Doesn’t matter, we’ve got you covered with a sensual scent to match whatever mood you’re in. Although if you’re feeling genuinely juicy you may want to consider seeing your GP sharpish.

Stick it to the prissy granny florals and luxury white label snobs once and for all, it’s about time they learned their place.

  • The three best scents in the entire world, bar none
  • 50–60 hours burn time per candle, mental
  • Lead free wick, no pollution here
  • 100% eco-friendly soy wax
  • Hand poured in the UK

Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight jars. The days of burn time. The eco-friendly soy wax that won’t give your lungs any grief. The lead free wick so you’re not breathing in literal poison. We went for it.

Are you feeling Fresh (White Cotton and Lily), Fancy (Truffle and Cognac) or Juicy (Grapefruit and Rhubarb)? Doesn’t matter, we’ve got you covered with a sensual scent to match whatever mood you’re in. Although if you’re feeling genuinely juicy you may want to consider seeing your GP sharpish.

Stick it to the prissy granny florals and luxury white label snobs once and for all, it’s about time they learned their place.

  • The three best scents in the entire world, bar none
  • 50–60 hours burn time per candle, mental
  • Lead free wick, no pollution here
  • 100% eco-friendly soy wax
  • Hand poured in the UK

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

Delivery Times

Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

Please Note - As a result of courier delays in Australia due to Covid-19, the new standard delivery times for In Stock products using Australia Post are as follows:


  • NSW, QLD, ACT   6-12 business days
  • VIC, WA   6-12 business days
  • SA, TAS 6-12 business days
  • NT 6-12 business days

     

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