I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

...And Other Poems by Cats

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans.

With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,” the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Reviews
“4 stars.” – LitPick

“perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions.”
Tails Magazine

“With poems like ‘Who Is That On Your Lap,’ ‘Nudge’ and ‘Kneel Before Me,’ this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry.” Trend Hunter

"Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes."I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex.

In four cat-egories – family, work, play, and existence – Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip “Sally Forth”) has given voice to cats' ‘every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.’ Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over." – The Denver Post

“Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses” Shelf Awareness

Author Biography

Francesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Fourth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. In addition to his cartoon work, Francesco's writing has also appeared in The Onion News Network, TimeOut New York, McSweeney's and numerous other publications online and in print. Over the years he ahs developed a sizable and steadfast audience though his web endeavors, including his very popular blog, his long-running webcomic Medium Large and his years of chronicling his rather unusually childhood online.

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans.

With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,” the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Reviews
“4 stars.” – LitPick

“perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions.”
Tails Magazine

“With poems like ‘Who Is That On Your Lap,’ ‘Nudge’ and ‘Kneel Before Me,’ this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry.” Trend Hunter

"Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes."I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex.

In four cat-egories – family, work, play, and existence – Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip “Sally Forth”) has given voice to cats' ‘every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.’ Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over." – The Denver Post

“Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses” Shelf Awareness

Author Biography

Francesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Fourth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. In addition to his cartoon work, Francesco's writing has also appeared in The Onion News Network, TimeOut New York, McSweeney's and numerous other publications online and in print. Over the years he ahs developed a sizable and steadfast audience though his web endeavors, including his very popular blog, his long-running webcomic Medium Large and his years of chronicling his rather unusually childhood online.

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