Paper Plane: Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card

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$6.00

Paper Plane: Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card

A versatile and funny ‘Millennial Wisdom’ card – perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour.

Parents often complain “Money doesn't grow on trees” – but these days, they might say “Bitcoins don't grow on trees”.

Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board

Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s.

Perfect for any occasion.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.

Luxurious A6 card with matching Colorplan envelope

Paper Plane: Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card

A versatile and funny ‘Millennial Wisdom’ card – perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour.

Parents often complain “Money doesn't grow on trees” – but these days, they might say “Bitcoins don't grow on trees”.

Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board

Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s.

Perfect for any occasion.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.

Luxurious A6 card with matching Colorplan envelope

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