Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Dad Jokes

Smells Like Groaning Kids (Corniest cornbread scented)

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$17.00

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Dad Jokes

Hi Tired! My name's Dad. Ah, dads. They're the best and the worst. At least when it comes to joke telling. Or sharing memes. Ok, dude. I hear ya. Puns are FUNNY. Except when they're not. Which is basically always. Love ya anyway.

Corniest cornbread scented
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Dad Jokes

Hi Tired! My name's Dad. Ah, dads. They're the best and the worst. At least when it comes to joke telling. Or sharing memes. Ok, dude. I hear ya. Puns are FUNNY. Except when they're not. Which is basically always. Love ya anyway.

Corniest cornbread scented
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

Delivery Times

Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

  • NSW, QLD, ACT   3-6 business days
  • VIC, SA  5-9 business days
  • WA, TAS 7-9 business days
  • NT 7-10 business days

     

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