Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Delinquents

Smells Like Detention And The Back Of The Bus (Spiked Gatorade Scented)

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$17.00

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Delinquents

I see you. You were the one spending every afternoon in detention while the rest of us carted home our school books and assignments ready to get started on another full night of rewarding homework to prepare for our futures. And you were the one cleaning desks during Saturday school and spending lunches in the principal's office while we practiced for the school play and cheered on the football team. And you… Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was me.

Spiked Gatorade Scented
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Delinquents

I see you. You were the one spending every afternoon in detention while the rest of us carted home our school books and assignments ready to get started on another full night of rewarding homework to prepare for our futures. And you were the one cleaning desks during Saturday school and spending lunches in the principal's office while we practiced for the school play and cheered on the football team. And you… Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was me.

Spiked Gatorade Scented
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

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Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

  • NSW, QLD, ACT   3-6 business days
  • VIC, SA  5-9 business days
  • WA, TAS 7-9 business days
  • NT 7-10 business days

     

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