Whiskey River Co: Soap for No Ragrets

Smells Like a Bad Tattoo

Available: Out of Stock
$16.00

Any regrets? Not a chance! This lower back tattoo was one of the greatest ideas I've ever had after only fourteen whiskey sours and one small carton of wine. And then another one, plus one more after that, and then I ran into that guy who gave me a half-off coupon for a tattoo artist who works out of his mom's basement over on the southside. And who cares if it got infected and I spent the better part of August in a treatment facility in New Mexico? I've never cared for August all that much anyway. Carpe diem, suckas!

Grape Four Loko Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Any regrets? Not a chance! This lower back tattoo was one of the greatest ideas I've ever had after only fourteen whiskey sours and one small carton of wine. And then another one, plus one more after that, and then I ran into that guy who gave me a half-off coupon for a tattoo artist who works out of his mom's basement over on the southside. And who cares if it got infected and I spent the better part of August in a treatment facility in New Mexico? I've never cared for August all that much anyway. Carpe diem, suckas!

Grape Four Loko Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

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