Whiskey River Co

Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Zero Carbs

Smells Like Starving To Death (Cucumber Water Scented)

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Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Zero Carbs

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's… tolerable. *These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine.**

Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Zero Carbs

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's… tolerable. *These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine.**

Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - We charge a flat rate of $6 AUD per shipment. Orders are shipped by air via Australia Post straight to your door! 

Delivery Times

Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

  • NSW, QLD, ACT   3-6 business days
  • VIC, SA  5-9 business days
  • WA, TAS 7-9 business days
  • NT 7-10 business days

     

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      $6 Flat Rate
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