Bluebeards Revenge: Cuban Gold Soap

Available: In Stock
$13.99

The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!In this case jump in the shower and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (soap) – after all, you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap is good in any crisis.

The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!In this case jump in the shower and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (soap) – after all, you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap is good in any crisis.

Delivery Rates

Australia Delivery - Our delivery rates vary based on the weight and volume of your total order. An accurate shipping cost will be calculated during the checkout process. 

Delivery Times

Gift Monkey orders ship from our fulfillment partner Mighty Ape. Their warehouse is based in New Zealand with daily flights across the Tasman with Australia Post.

  • NSW, QLD, ACT   3-6 business days
  • VIC, SA  5-9 business days
  • WA, TAS 7-9 business days
  • NT 7-10 business days

     

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